<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://attackofthefanboy.com/wp-content/plugins/wpseo-news/assets/xml-news-sitemap.xsl"?>
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9">
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/scotus-gutted-the-voting-rights-act-using-voter-turnout-data-that-experts-say-was-deliberately-manipulated-to-reach-a-false-conclusion/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T19:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act using voter turnout data that experts say was deliberately manipulated to reach a false conclusion]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/laura-loomer-called-obamas-handshake-with-canadas-pm-a-coup-then-the-internet-dug-up-a-2024-post-to-prove-her-hypocrisy/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T19:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Laura Loomer called Obama&#8217;s handshake with Canada&#8217;s PM &#8216;a coup&#8217;, then the internet dug up a 2024 post to prove her hypocrisy]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/tech/trumps-family-sold-600000-people-a-made-in-the-usa-gold-smartphone-the-phones-never-arrived-and-the-website-quietly-changed-its-wording/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T18:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Trump&#8217;s family sold 600,000 people a &#8216;Made in the USA&#8217; gold smartphone. The phones never arrived and the website quietly changed its wording]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/bye-bye-drones-trump-flooded-truth-social-with-iran-memes-hours-after-rubio-confirmed-the-two-sides-were-still-shooting-at-each-other/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T18:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[&#8216;Bye Bye, Drones&#8217;: Trump flooded Truth Social with Iran memes hours after Rubio confirmed the two sides were still shooting at each other]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/report-says-israel-spent-four-years-building-an-operation-to-topple-irans-government-a-phone-call-from-erdogan-to-trump-ended-it-early/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T17:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Report says Israel spent four years building an operation to topple Iran&#8217;s government. A phone call from Erdogan to Trump ended it early]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/irans-supreme-leader-hasnt-been-seen-in-public-since-he-was-injured-but-us-intelligence-says-hes-still-quietly-shaping-the-war-strategy/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T17:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Iran&#8217;s supreme leader hasn&#8217;t been seen in public since he was injured, but US intelligence says he&#8217;s still quietly shaping the war strategy]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/usu-professor-says-massive-utah-data-center-is-the-equivalent-of-23-atomic-bombs-worth-of-heat-dumped-into-the-valley-every-single-day/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T16:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[USU professor says massive Utah data center is the equivalent of 23 atomic bombs&#8217; worth of heat dumped into the valley every single day]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/entertainment/seriously-what-the-the-boys-showrunner-cant-believe-his-show-predicted-trumps-golden-statue-before-it-actually-happened/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T16:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[&#8216;Seriously what the &#8230;.&#8217;: The Boys showrunner can&#8217;t believe his show predicted Trump&#8217;s golden statue before it actually happened]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/true-crime/four-baltimore-officers-flew-to-san-francisco-left-with-a-sex-assault-investigation-hanging-over-them-and-just-walked-away-without-charges/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T15:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Four Baltimore officers flew to San Francisco, left with a sex assault investigation hanging over them, and just walked away without charges]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/wall-street-journal-reveals-israel-built-a-secret-military-base-in-iraq-before-striking-iran-and-nearly-started-a-second-war-covering-it-up/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T15:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Wall Street Journal reveals Israel built a secret military base in Iraq before striking Iran, and nearly started a second war covering it up]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/one-of-the-released-ufo-clips-shows-something-described-as-a-misshapen-and-uneven-ball-of-white-light-flying-over-syria-and-it-lasts-five-seconds/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T12:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[One of the released UFO clips shows something described as a &#8216;misshapen and uneven ball of white light&#8217; flying over Syria, and it lasts five seconds]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/fbi-sent-j-edgar-hoover-a-memo-in-1966-describing-four-foot-figures-stepping-out-of-a-landed-craft-and-the-government-just-made-it-public/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T11:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[FBI sent J. Edgar Hoover a memo in 1966 describing four-foot figures stepping out of a landed craft, and the government just made it public]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/us-militarys-own-infrared-camera-caught-a-shape-shifting-eight-pointed-star-flying-over-the-battlefield-in-2013-and-no-one-knows-what-it-is/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T11:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[US military&#8217;s own infrared camera caught a shape-shifting &#8216;eight-pointed star&#8217; flying over the battlefield in 2013, and no one knows what it is]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/something-entered-the-east-china-sea-at-high-speed-in-2022-hit-the-water-with-no-splash-and-kept-moving-and-the-us-military-has-no-idea-what-it-is/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T10:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Something entered the East China Sea at high speed in 2022, hit the water with no splash, and kept moving, and the US military has no idea what it is]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/fbi-received-a-tip-that-the-nazis-built-a-21-foot-saucer-craft-in-1944-and-the-engineer-behind-it-vanished-without-a-trace-once-the-war-ended/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-10T10:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[FBI received a tip that the Nazis built a 21-foot saucer craft in 1944, and the engineer behind it vanished without a trace once the war ended]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/true-crime/the-easiest-thing-in-the-world-to-do-jeffrey-epsteins-brother-is-calling-the-newly-unsealed-suicide-note-a-forgery/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T18:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[&#8216;The easiest thing in the world to do&#8217;: Jeffrey Epstein&#8217;s brother is calling the newly unsealed suicide note a forgery]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/charlie-sykes-wrote-a-piece-calling-elon-musk-a-racist-days-later-his-x-account-was-locked-his-posts-were-wiped-and-his-email-was-changed/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T18:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Charlie Sykes wrote a piece calling Elon Musk a racist. Days later his X account was locked, his posts were wiped and his email was changed]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/trumps-chief-of-staff-warned-the-entire-white-house-that-leakers-would-be-fired-someone-leaked-the-warning-to-politico-the-same-day/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T17:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Trump&#8217;s Chief of Staff warned the entire White House that leakers would be fired. Someone leaked the warning to Politico the same day.]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/trump-reportedly-thought-the-iran-war-would-be-another-venezuela-an-adviser-now-says-hes-bored-with-it-as-gas-hits-4-55-a-gallon-nationwide/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T17:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Trump reportedly thought the Iran war would be another Venezuela. An adviser now says he&#8217;s &#8216;bored&#8217; with it as gas hits $4.55 a gallon nationwide]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/alabama-louisiana-and-south-carolina-are-moving-to-wipe-out-democratic-house-seats-before-the-midterms-and-republicans-could-net-up-to-13-new-seats/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T16:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Alabama, Louisiana, and South Carolina are moving to wipe out Democratic House seats before the midterms, and Republicans could net up to 13 new seats]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/my-ambition-is-way-bigger-aoc-was-asked-if-shes-running-for-president-or-senate-she-dismissed-both-options-in-one-answer/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T16:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[&#8216;My ambition is way bigger&#8217;: AOC was asked if she&#8217;s running for president or Senate. She dismissed both options in one answer]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/social-media/i-hope-he-sees-this-and-gets-so-embarrassed-he-never-asks-anyone-again-the-viral-video-that-accidentally-became-a-lesson-in-humility/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T15:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[&#8216;I hope he sees this and gets so embarrassed he never asks anyone again&#8217;: The viral video that accidentally became a lesson in humility]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/former-counterterrorism-chief-says-u-s-intelligence-agreed-iran-had-no-nuclear-weapon-before-the-war-started-israel-won-the-argument-anyway/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T15:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Former counterterrorism chief says U.S. intelligence agreed Iran had no nuclear weapon before the war started. Israel won the argument anyway]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/true-crime/ice-agents-tackled-a-new-york-teenager-split-his-head-open-and-left-him-bleeding-at-a-park-then-they-admitted-they-had-the-wrong-person/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T15:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[ICE agents tackled a New York teenager, split his head open and left him bleeding at a park. Then they admitted they had the wrong person]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/other-news/scientists-say-youre-almost-certainly-safe-from-hantavirus-but-there-is-one-specific-thing-you-must-do-for-that/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T14:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Scientists say you&#8217;re almost certainly safe from hantavirus, but there is one specific thing you must do for that]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/netanyahu-had-everything-to-do-with-it-leaked-audio-claims-israel-paid-for-trumps-pardon-of-a-drug-lord-serving-45-years-in-prison/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T14:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[&#8216;Netanyahu had everything to do with it&#8217;: Leaked audio claims Israel paid for Trump&#8217;s pardon of a drug lord serving 45 years in prison]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/true-crime/he-delivered-her-christmas-present-took-her-life-then-called-his-mother-and-a-jury-decided-his-fate-in-three-hours/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T14:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[He delivered her Christmas present, took her life, then called his mother, and a jury decided his fate in three hours]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/trump-handed-a-6-9-million-no-bid-contract-to-his-swimming-pool-guy-to-paint-the-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool-blue-it-may-turn-green-by-summer/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T14:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Trump handed a $6.9 million no-bid contract to his swimming pool guy to paint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool blue. It may turn green by summer]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/iran-says-it-will-go-to-the-world-cup-but-handed-the-us-a-list-of-10-conditions-and-one-of-them-puts-two-of-its-biggest-stars-in-the-crosshairs/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T13:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Iran says it will go to the World Cup but handed the US a list of 10 conditions, and one of them puts two of its biggest stars in the crosshairs]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/social-media/woman-filmed-a-dog-on-a-pee-pad-inside-a-gordon-ramsay-restaurant-the-manager-said-it-was-fine-and-then-ramsay-responded/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T10:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Woman filmed a dog on a pee pad inside a Gordon Ramsay restaurant, the manager said it was fine, and then Ramsay responded]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/social-media/south-carolina-couple-got-married-with-34-years-age-gap-and-put-one-rule-in-place-but-the-internet-cant-decide-if-its-love-or-control/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T02:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[South Carolina couple got married with 34 years age gap and put one rule in place, but the internet can&#8217;t decide if it&#8217;s love or control]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/other-news/seven-airlines-have-collapsed-since-the-us-iran-war-began-but-ryanair-and-easyjet-just-told-worried-brits-their-summer-plans-are-safe/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T01:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Seven airlines have collapsed since the US-Iran war began, but Ryanair and Easyjet just told worried Brits their summer plans are safe]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/true-crime/lucy-harrisons-mum-welcomed-the-unlawful-killing-verdict-but-says-her-daughter-has-been-so-let-down-by-the-country-where-she-died/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T01:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Lucy Harrison&#8217;s mum welcomed the unlawful killing verdict but says her daughter has been &#8216;so let down&#8217; by the country where she died]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/entertainment/a-44-year-old-translator-just-won-500000-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-and-the-first-thing-he-said-hed-do-with-it-surprised-everyone/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T01:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[A 44-year-old translator just won £500,000 on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and the first thing he said he&#8217;d do with it surprised everyone]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/trump-released-the-ufo-files-the-government-spent-decades-hiding-but-nobody-can-agree-on-what-they-actually-prove/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T01:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Trump released the UFO files the government spent decades hiding, but nobody can agree on what they actually prove]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/leftist-streamer-hasan-piker-calls-violent-revolution-inevitable-following-virginia-supreme-court-decision/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T00:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Leftist streamer Hasan Piker calls violent revolution &#8216;inevitable&#8217; following Virginia Supreme Court decision]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/joe-rogan-echoes-mtgs-sentiment-calls-ufo-files-a-ploy-to-divert-attention-from-this-political-nightmare-for-trump/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T00:30:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Joe Rogan echoes MTG&#8217;s sentiment, calls UFO files a ploy to divert attention from this political nightmare for Trump]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/mark-hamill-posted-an-ai-trump-grave-image-and-the-white-house-went-ballistic-now-his-new-caption-is-going-to-ruffle-more-feathers/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T00:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Mark Hamill posted an AI Trump grave image, and the White House went ballistic, now his new caption is going to ruffle more feathers]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/is-it-a-crude-pressure-tactic-iran-rips-into-us-for-reckless-military-adventure-every-time-a-diplomatic-solution-is-on-the-table/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-09T00:00:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[&#8216;Is it a crude pressure tactic?&#8217;: Iran rips into US for &#8216;reckless military adventure&#8217; every time a &#8216;diplomatic solution is on the table&#8217;]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/virginia-supreme-court-throws-out-democrat-backed-new-electoral-map-and-republican-house-majority-in-midterms-is-now-in-arms-reach/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-08T23:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Virginia Supreme Court throws out Democrat-backed new electoral map, and Republican House majority in midterms is now in arm&#8217;s reach]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/bill-to-separate-secret-service-from-dhs-is-on-the-way-and-the-bipartisan-push-is-coming-after-whca-shooting/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-08T23:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Bill to separate Secret Service from DHS is on the way, and the bipartisan push is coming after WHCA shooting]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/elon-musks-doge-blatantly-used-race-and-gender-to-execute-the-largest-mass-termination-of-federal-grants-judge-rules/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-08T22:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Elon Musk&#8217;s DOGE &#8216;blatantly used&#8217; race and gender to execute the largest mass termination of federal grants, judge rules]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/trump-administration-is-moving-away-from-tighter-ai-regulation-but-the-tech-industry-still-anxiously-awaits-executive-order/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-08T22:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Trump administration is moving away from tighter AI regulation, but the tech industry still anxiously awaits executive order]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/us-will-start-revoking-passports-for-parents-who-owe-child-support-and-the-numbers-tell-their-own-story/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-08T21:45:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[US will start revoking passports for parents who owe child support, and the numbers tell their own story]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-ufo-files-is-shiny-objects-propaganda-and-its-to-divert-attention-from-all-these-burning-issues/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-08T21:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Marjorie Taylor Greene says UFO files is &#8216;shiny objects propaganda,&#8217; and it&#8217;s to divert attention from all these burning issues]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
<url>
	<loc>https://attackofthefanboy.com/social-media/mom-thought-her-party-dot-excuse-would-work-after-tattooing-her-babys-arm-but-a-deplorable-discovery-at-her-home-led-to-child-abuse-charges/</loc>
	<news:news>
		<news:publication>
			<news:name>Attack of the Fanboy</news:name>
			<news:language>en</news:language>
		</news:publication>
		<news:publication_date>2026-05-08T20:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date>
		<news:title><![CDATA[Mom thought her “party dot” excuse would work after tattooing her baby&#8217;s arm, but a “deplorable” discovery at her home led to child abuse charges]]></news:title>
	</news:news>
</url>
</urlset>
<!-- XML Sitemap generated by Yoast SEO -->