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LA Noire Box Art Released

by | @AttackFanboy | on February 24, 2011

The box art for LA Noire has been revealed.  Ok, you know the drill.  This is where we prepare your eyes for what to look for when attempting to purchase LA Noire at your local games retailer.  Don’t trust just any old store clerk to steer you in the right direction when asking them for a game.  Practice makes perfect, I always say.  So take the opportunity to practice on both the Xbox 360 version and PS3 version of the game with the box art below.

You: Hi, I would like to purchase LA Noire for Xbox 360.

Gamestock Clerk :  Here you go sir/madame would you like a strategy guide with your game?

You:  This isn’t LA Noire you A#$%ho#$!  I go to attackofthefanboy.com I’m prepared for your stupidity, you feeble minded buffoon. And no, I don’t want a strategy guide.  They have this new thing called the internet.

At which point you can proceed to finish the transaction, wink at the token mildly attractive Gamestock wench, then ride out into the sunset with the confidence that when you get home you’re not going to find a used copy of Viva Pinata in your shopping bag.

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