Sega is breaking into the urinal gaming business in a big way. Â Stationed around select Metro Stations in Tokyo the “toylet” is being installed to provide at least 15 seconds of gaming enjoyment to train riders. Â How’s this for a marketing slogan “You’re Pee is the Controller” , I’m not gonna lie I’d play it. Â Hell I have been playing games in the bathroom for years. Â Classics like “Try to Keep it into the Bowl” , ” How fast can you go without getting any on you” , and “Holy Crap I think I forgot to Pause My Game” Â have kept me occupied for years.
This is a very natural progression for the video game maker. Â The mini-game lineup includes
Manneken Pis: Where players are scored on how much liquid is captured by the urinal sensor.
Graffiti Eraser: How forceful your urine is will determine if it can clear away a graffiti inflicted wall.
The North Wind and Her: If you can keep it down, this requires players to hit a target, making a womans skirt rise.
Milk from the Nose: Â Players try to score the strongest and longest flow of urine.
Making it more personal you can insert your own flash drive into the urinal to collect your high scores. Â It’s like a really dirty gameboy that other people have pee’d on. Â Yeehaw!
Source: Games Radar
